CDC: COVID vaccine protects your home against up to 175-mph winds

CDC is telling people to prepare for hurricane season by…getting vaccinated.

Because Heaven knows when your house is being pummeled by 175 mph winds with hail and there’s a 15-foot storm surge about to flood your neighborhood, you’re going to be grateful you got a vaccine that is somewhat effective in lowering the symptoms—not preventing infection mind you—of a disease from which you have 0.1% chance of dying.