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Kylie Jenner bathes herself in blood to sell ‘make up’

Not The Gee December 5, 2022 0

How blatant does the Death Cult of the State have to be before people acknowledge it for what it is?

Here’s Kylie Jenner bathed in blood to sell makeup…

Imagine how many children look up to Kylie Jenner…now imagine what these type of videos do to their young impressionable minds.
She has 373m followers on Instagram.

This was an ad for makeup? 🤔 pic.twitter.com/oszR1bgi3K

— Wake Awake (@WakeAwake1) December 4, 2022
https://twitter.com/SebGorka/status/1599424072626364416

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