Skip to content
I Can't Believe It's Not Satire

I Can't Believe It's Not Satire

When News Is More Unbelievable than Satire

Primary Menu I Can't Believe It's Not Satire

I Can't Believe It's Not Satire

  • Politics
  • Business
  • Entertainment
  • Health
  • Science
  • Tech
  • Media
  • Society
  • Sports
  • World
  • Business
  • Media

Kylie Jenner bathes herself in blood to sell ‘make up’

Not The Gee December 5, 2022 0

How blatant does the Death Cult of the State have to be before people acknowledge it for what it is?

Here’s Kylie Jenner bathed in blood to sell makeup…

Imagine how many children look up to Kylie Jenner…now imagine what these type of videos do to their young impressionable minds.
She has 373m followers on Instagram.

This was an ad for makeup? 🤔 pic.twitter.com/oszR1bgi3K

— Wake Awake (@WakeAwake1) December 4, 2022
https://twitter.com/SebGorka/status/1599424072626364416

Share this:

  • Tweet
  • Share on Telegram (Opens in new window) Telegram
Tags: Balenciaga, Death Cult of the State, Kylie Jenner

Continue Reading

Previous Rep. Jayapal: Inflation Is ‘a Theoretical Word that Economists Use’
Next Pizzagate journalist ‘commits suicide’ months after saying she would never commit suicide

More Stories

  • Business
  • Society

Massachusetts Lesbian Bar Lifts Mask Mandate 5 Years After COVID, Loses Lick-Her License

Not The Gee September 24, 2026 0
  • Media
  • Politics

CNN Contributor Says Black People Feel Connected to OJ Simpson because He KiIIed White People

Not The Gee April 13, 2024 0
  • Entertainment
  • Media
  • World

Pizzagate journalist ‘commits suicide’ months after saying she would never commit suicide

Not The Gee December 30, 2023 0

Trending Posts

  • Massachusetts Lesbian Bar Lifts Mask Mandate 5 Years After COVID, Loses Lick-Her License 49 views
  • Random girl at a football game vs. top A-List actress and model 23 views
  • Clancy Juror about holdout: ‘He had the hardest time getting past the fact that Lindsay viciously killed her children’ 15 views
  • Afroman Triumphs in Court: Deputies’ Feelings Declared Non-Actionable in Landmark Lemon Pound Cake Victory 13 views
  • Seven Stolen Dogs in China Pull Off Real-Life ‘Homeward Bound’ Escape, Trek 17km Home Led by a Stubborn Corgi 11 views
  • Obama Library Imitates ObamaCare: $470M ‘Safety Net’ Down to $1M as Subcontractors Say They’re Owed Millions 11 views
  • Epstein jail guards used ‘fake body’ to trick media waiting outside the prison while paedophile’s ‘real corpse’ was loaded into van unnoticed, files claim 10 views
  • Ricky Gervais’ Monologue – 2020 Golden Globes 9 views
  • Fever Coach White: “Kindness Will Win… Everybody Else Can Go to Hell” 9 views
  • Sharon Weiss tried to blame Marie Callender’s for ruining Thanksgiving. The Internet was not having it. 8 views

Categories

  • Business
  • Education
  • Entertainment
  • Featured
  • Health
  • Media
  • Politics
  • Science
  • Society
  • Sports
  • Tech
  • Uncategorized
  • World

You may have missed

  • Business
  • Society

Massachusetts Lesbian Bar Lifts Mask Mandate 5 Years After COVID, Loses Lick-Her License

Not The Gee September 24, 2026 0
  • Society

Clancy Juror about holdout: ‘He had the hardest time getting past the fact that Lindsay viciously killed her children’

Not The Gee September 9, 2026 0
  • Entertainment
  • Sports

Random girl at a football game vs. top A-List actress and model

Not The Gee September 8, 2026 0
  • Sports

Fever Coach White: “Kindness Will Win… Everybody Else Can Go to Hell”

Not The Gee August 12, 2026 0
  • Politics

Obama Library Imitates ObamaCare: $470M ‘Safety Net’ Down to $1M as Subcontractors Say They’re Owed Millions

Not The Gee June 14, 2026 0

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Satire

This is a straight news site for actual news content that's more ridiculous than our parent Genesius Times satire. Visit us on Gab.

Categories

Business Education Entertainment Featured Health Media Politics Science Society Sports Tech Uncategorized World
Copyright © All rights reserved. | CoverNews by AF themes.