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Debbie gets emotional talking about cats on her eHarmony video

Not The Gee January 17, 2025 0

“I just want to hug all the cats but I know I can’t hug ALL the cats. That’s crazy.”

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— Genesius Times (@Genesius_Times) January 17, 2025

Rumor has it that Debbie is still single…

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