Woman who thought being a princess was too stressful wants to be president of the United States

Just days after Meghan Markle nearly broke down on Oprah about the stress of being a princess is rumored to want to be the president of the United States of America:

One senior Labour figure – a veteran of Tony Blair’s Downing Street administration with strong links to Washington – claimed to The Mail on Sunday that Ms Markle, 39, was networking among senior Democrats with a view to building a campaign and fundraising teams for a tilt at the US Presidency.

Someone missed the memo that the oppressed princess doll was a joke:

US presidency is quite possibly the most stressful job ever but perhaps seeing how the braindead Joe Biden is being coddled by Big Tech and the Media has given Markle some confidence she could do it.

During the US election last year they leveled a thinly veiled attack on Donald Trump by urging voters to ‘reject hate speech’, which a spokesperson for the couple described as ‘a call for decency’. Trump himself declared that he was ‘not a fan’ of Meghan, 39.

I guess if Trump criticizes you, that makes you a prime candidate for the Democrats.