Feds foil Fed terrorist plot at the Fed Anti-Fed rally

This is the state of our federal government right now. Federal stormtroopers arrested a suspect at their shady Fed rally. Meanwhile, Biden’s Border Patrol is letting tens of thousands of illegal immigrants into the country through Texas.

What the hell are we paying these nincompoops for?

And how about this gang of Fed bois?

MTG isn’t having any of it.

You can’t write better satire than this. I guess we can move the below to the prophecy column: